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chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

(via recreationalcannibalism)


clumsyoctopus:

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and  a large tomato”

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pimpeta-slap:

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

are you my big toe?

because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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i have had three separate dates cancel on me for actual legitimate reasons and each time im just like REALLY cause one guy ended up having a fam emergency and another date was cancelled cause the guy had a falling out with his family and the other guy cancelled because work called him in last minute and seriously what the fuck is my luck this week. oh well at least i get air conditioning installed tomorrow.


waterage:

i dont think there will come a day when I do not want to reblog this

waterage:

i dont think there will come a day when I do not want to reblog this

(via banana-lemon)


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lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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lovewashername:


BLESS THIS TEACHER

amen.

lovewashername:

BLESS THIS TEACHER

amen.

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